Bookworm With A Political Twist Gifts

But He Told Me I Was Special

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Trivia/Great Literature.

Childhood

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

The book is so much better than the film..

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A dead plant in the environment section.

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"