Political Beliefs Gifts

Socialism

Pretty Flowers

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Stephen Spender.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

George Orwell

Detention Center

Politicians are from Uranus.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

The Child and the Tank

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Conflict In Palestine

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

V-O Day

Autocensure

Flag Kryptonite

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"I welcome the discussion."

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

No Pacifists Allowed on News Shows

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

How Do You Take Your Evil?

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.