Political Banter Fan Gifts

Looks like it might rain.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Trump! The Musical

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Putin and Zelensky

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Archival Warfare

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Official Fight Cards

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

"The enemy of the people!"

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Anywhere but here

"Sire, they also want dental."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"Inactivists"

Democracy in Europe