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White House Cabinet Positions: Incoming, Acting, Distrusted, Humiliated, Outgoing.

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

The president's men

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'I give this one about three months...'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

SAGE mentality

"The boss can see you now."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Rock and a Hard Place

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'