Politeness Police Pillows

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

TMI

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

Computer neck.

The merger hits a snag.

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

'Say, please.'

Politeness opens doors

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

Canadian Zoom

'No... you first.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

"No offense."

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"I'm aware you called to say you'd be late, but that was nine months ago!"

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'Don't ask for anything.'

Small Talk Outlet

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

"You're very courteous for a hog"