Politeness Debunker Gifts

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

A Truism's Journey

The merger hits a snag.

Politeness opens doors

'Say, please.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Count Flatula

'No. I insist. You first.'

'No... you first.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

'Don't ask for anything.'

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

People for the Ethical Treatment of Anthrax

"You're very courteous for a hog"

Miss Manners: Inappropriate and Appropriate.

Guard asking whether a girl is young enough for a half price ticket

'For you information, hymns are meant to be sung, not whistled.'

'I don't mean to be good but you look great.'

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

Man attempts to be rid of girl's father so he can be with her