Policy Pusher Gifts

Dark Night

Mass Shootings in US Schools

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"How did you come up with 2050 as a target date for zero emissions."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

E.U. Banking Union.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

G7 Summit Concern

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'