Policy Persuader Gifts

Commission.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

E.U. Banking Union.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

G7 Summit Concern

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Economy

Flat tax - equal burden?

Think Tank

Earth stove

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"