Policy Fine-print Explorer Pillows

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Stop and Birch

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Fine Print Letters

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

McNHS

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

Big Brother

EU money addiction

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

Controversial Boxes

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

Shipping contract.

ACME INSURANCE COMPANY, 'Of course, the death benefits don't apply if it's the Government that kills you.'

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

Contract Mouse Trap

"You may read the small print Mr Hill, but you obviously didn't read the microscopic print!"

'The memo said we can't eat at our desk. Didn't say anything about cooking.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

"He died from eyestrain...read every prospectus they ever sent him."

"The advice was free. But the office visit was a hundred bucks an hour."

"What the large print giveth. . .the small print taketh away."

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."