Policy Peruser Pillows

Stop and Birch

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Think Tank

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Worthless B*****ds

Republican Policies Lead to Voter ID Law: Angry Whites Only.

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

McNHS

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

EU money addiction

'I didn't care much for the first ACA, but I'd like to suggest a second ACA. The 'Affordable Congressman Act.''

'I'm sorry to tell that your husband's coverage has expired.'

Controversial Boxes

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

Distrust of the Trust Act

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'The memo said we can't eat at our desk. Didn't say anything about cooking.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

Worker's Rights

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'

Here's How Passing Trumpcare In the Dead of Night Will Work for the Republicans

2022

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

'The operation turned out better than I expected. Your insurance paid for everything.'

Watch it! I'll cut off the cash!

I'd like to refer you to a paleontologist, but I doubt your insurance covers that.

NHS risks losing GPs to 'nonsensical' immigration rules, Priti Patel told.

World walks a tightrope on Trump and the global agreement on climate change.

Community College Budget Cuts

'This looks very good, no traces of any fine print.'

The Third way

"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock."

'There's never anything new in the papers.' - 'It's the same thing happening to different people.'