Police Week Mugs

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'I know we agreed that I'd be bad cop, but I've always pictured myself as more of a shades of grey cop.'

I.Q. profiling: 'Hey stupid - come over here.'

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

Bobbies on the Beat

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Your love gives me strength."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Days without an incident.

Letsby Avenue

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Arcarde Patrol

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

'This is the best I could come up with.'

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Wimpy Harry

Waking the Dead.

Street trader tricking police.

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

"Police. Nobody move or groove."