Police Pursuit Follower Mugs

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'Get me public relations!'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Taking to the sky...

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

"Aww, look at his little leg going...I'll bet he's dreaming about chasing a squirrel!"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'