Police Pursuit Follower Prints

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Get me public relations!'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Taking to the sky...

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Five minutes, General."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Aww, look at his little leg going...I'll bet he's dreaming about chasing a squirrel!"

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'Where's Beiber?'

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'