Police Advocate T-Shirts

'I never had you down as an animal activist, Radar!' (dog is holiding sign that reads 'Better pay for police dogs').

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

The Anti-Agent

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Thank you, Essential Workers

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Detention Center

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Police Statetion

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Privacy

CCTV in church.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Human Rights for All