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Michael Schumacher.

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Tina Turner

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Pole Star

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

"Quit moving"

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"Could you keep still?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Pole dancing

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

The Pole Jumper.

Inconvenient glass of water.

'This is just the warm up.'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' - 'You're right, I'm taking my drink onto the patio.'

Erotica

North Pole Dances

COWS: Cow pole dancing

'The bar's gone up to six foot six.'

Pole Vault