Polar Chuckles Pillows

"How embarrassing..."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Dog Igloo.

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Cutting round an igloo...

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Polar Bear Play.

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

"I think it's called a puddle."

"I told you not to get central heating."

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

'Time's up, chuckles.'

A North pole dancer.

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

'Are you crazy? -- up here, water balloons are lethal!'

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

Eskimo finds directions board.

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

'Still Snow!'

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.