Polar Bear Appreciator T-Shirts

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

The melting polar ice caps

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Polar bears

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Aargh, Many Trees

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

Arctic 2050.

We're barely gonna make it!

Noah's fridge

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Polar bear lolly

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'These latest surveys are very reassuring.'