Pokémon Enthusiast Mugs

'Have you seen this one? It's 'Moneydownthedrain'.'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Skipping Horse

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

The Runaway Horse

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Mixed Doubles.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Riding School Chaos

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Marco ..."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Walt Disney on ice."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Pony Rides

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Horror Stories.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'