Pokémon Collector Mugs

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"You left this on our ship."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy and friends.