Poise Practitioner Pillows

Ballet keeps you supple...

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga with Baby

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Junior Doctor.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Playing Doctors.

Tintoretto

"Quit moving"

'Do you know any other poses?'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

'Mind if I cut in?'

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

Ballerina

Ballerina Deodorant.

Shh I'm meditating....

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'What are you, some kind of religious nut?'

Plie

"I call it the 'paleo' diet!"

'Going off the Caveman diet?'

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

'But first, could you loan me some money for film?'