Poetry Punster Pillows

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all we ask for Mr. Whitman is poetic justice."

Ask not from whom the bum begs. He begs from thee. ?

Mystery of the Poets

"Norman is an island."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

Dogs life

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Tequila Mockingbird

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

2B or not 2B

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Optometrist Humor

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Bitter End

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Lit. Exam. I carefully read "Ulysses," "Dubliners" and "Finnegans Wake," but I was kicked out by the teacher for calling the exam a "multiple-Joyce" test.