Poetry Punster Pillows

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all we ask for Mr. Whitman is poetic justice."

Mystery of the Poets

"Norman is an island."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

Dogs life

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

Tequila Mockingbird

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

2B or not 2B

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Optometrist Humor

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Bitter End

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'I think therefore I ham.'

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.