"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."
Poetry Pros Gifts
Looking for a gift for poetry pros? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items featuring creative visuals and clever quotes, ideal for inspiring poets and poetry enthusiasts alike. Whether they love to read, write, or recite, our products are designed to spark joy and show appreciation for their poetic passion.
T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
Stephen Spender.
A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
Thomas Hardy
'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'
Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"
"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."
'He was a great writer'
Henrik Ibsen,
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
Lord Byron
Sinking with your heart
"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice
Jorge Luis Borges
Limerick Airport
'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'
"Just what is a runcible spoon?"
"Nevermore."
Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach
Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"
A Creature WAS Stirring
"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."
'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'
Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.
The unknown war poet.
This man is an island.
Pair o' Keats.
Poetry Pros Gifts Collection
Poetry Pros Mugs
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