Poetry Paw-sionate Gifts

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Literate Dogs.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Pottery Slam

It MUST be Valentines Day!

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

Down On the Farm

K9 Litterati.

Museum of dog memorabilia

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Seamus Heaney.

Pet Cemetery.

Hang Time Fido

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Heel! Toe!

Alexander Blok