Poetry Paw-sionate Gifts

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Pottery Slam

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Literate Dogs.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Down On the Farm

K9 Litterati.

Museum of dog memorabilia

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Seamus Heaney.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Pet Cemetery.

Hang Time Fido

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Heel! Toe!

Alexander Blok

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer."