Poetic Breakfast Gifts

Muse/Museli

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

You're late!

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

'You think I don't like oatmeal predicated on the fact that I haven't had it in forty-seven years but there is no substantial reason based solely on breakfast choices I might have made in front of or to you for you to make that assumption.'

Life before cereal

Atlantis Missing

"Say the egg didn't come back - then what?"

"Omelets?! Are you crazy? Pete's Pancake Palace didn't get where it is today by diluting its brand!"

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.

I brought food!

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

'.....sunnyside down.'

Generally newspapers are indicators of breakfast food or the possibility of feces...but I know there was some sort of rolled up clause in here.

"We decorated the eggs, the bacon and the toast."

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

'It's the darnedest thing -- last night I dreamed I was eating shredded wheat.'