Podium Proud Pillows

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

First Prize!

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

Dyslexic Olympics.

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

"On the other hand, maybe my kid tells it like it is, and you're just a big sucker."

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

Boris Johnson Loses

Sanna Marin party

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

Even up

Then the mask mandate was lifted and we all had to get used to that again.

'Hop, skip & lump championships.'

The Winner's Podium for the Men's High Dive

Equality Championships