Podium Patriots Pillows

Best Guards.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

First Prize!

Veterans Day '20

Jungle Games

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Look...a fresh one!'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

America's New Dawn

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

Barack Obama

The Eureka Stockade

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

The Winds of War

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"Make America calm again"