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The Winner's Podium for the Men's High Dive

First Prize!

Jungle Games

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Champions biting their medals

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Fan-Centric Stadium

Loser's Podium.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Bahrain F1

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Champion.

"This new guy's really good!"

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Skiers

Dyslexic Olympics.

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

"What's next?"

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.