Podium Ponderer Pillows

Loser's Podium.

"What's next?"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Why it is best to check your Olympics seat location before buying tickets from scalpers.

World duelling championship podium.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Wildlife

Tourists

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pyramid catflap...

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

How they did it . . .

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Dog Igloo.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'