Podium Dreamer Pillows

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

Gymnastic Winner.

Fourth Place

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'It is this celebrity culture, they won't do anything by practise medal ceremonies.'

Prize Giving.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Olympic Climate

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Big Football

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Loser's Podium.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

Paris Olympics

Wages of footballer.

"What's next?"

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

I love gymnastics

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

'I need a sick note to cover me for the London Olympics.'