Podium Dreamer Mugs

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

Gymnastic Winner.

"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."

Fourth Place

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'It is this celebrity culture, they won't do anything by practise medal ceremonies.'

Prize Giving.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Olympic Climate

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Big Football

Loser's Podium.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

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'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Paris Olympics

I love gymnastics

Here are some things we'd see at the upcoming 2021 summer Olympics if Ernie was in charge. Long jump records being shattered thanks to the new shark tank! Parents who have managed both work and child education from home during the pandemic are in the balance beam event. Distance running features healthcare workers. They've been in a marathon, not a sprint, and have showed incredible endurance. No the pole vault is not a secure place where we store poles.

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

"What's next?"