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'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Dogs life

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

Mystery of the Poets

Note Book

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

2B or not 2B

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Optometrist Humor

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"I'm not that kind of pro-Bono lawyer."

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

"Norman is an island."

'I think therefore I ham.'