Pocket Purger Pillows

"Talk nerdy to me."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

Hip Pocket Editions

The first marsupial.

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

Kangaroo Pocket

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

'I am disappointed there's nothing in the stimulus package about allowances - so I'm E-mailing our congressman.'

The Cargo Business Suit

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

The Economic Crisis

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'Well, Daddy, in exchange for more allowance I can offer computer tech support!'

'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'

Pocket protectors...