Poaching Investigator T-Shirts

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'I found the termites!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Spying Smart TV

Bureau of Missing Persons

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"My brain got hacked!"

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

The Line-up

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

Surfer and the Whale

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Mind Island

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

"Remember what I said - resist the narrative fallacy."

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

'I could murder a pint!'

"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."