Pneumatic Expert Pillows

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Did they find the black box?'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Gesundheit."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Let the profit-making begin!

It says he invented super glue.

"How was your day, dear?"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Motor Channel Crossing.

This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'You had a long nap.'

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

Plane Disappears. . . Crimea Democracy Disappears.

Expert and Ex-Pert

Sisyphus and the Mine