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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Wanna talk about it?

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Literate Dogs.

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

"Too goth?"

Magritte Man with Xmas pudding instead of apple.

Who's Not Who.

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

Village Pet Shop.

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

Posh Doghouse.

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

The Curb Dog Club

Cat watering catnip.

A man and his dog

"This place was better before they tore it down."

Children of Celebrity Canines

"You know, I'm part Great Dane myself."

"You comin' to Duke's blow-out tonight? It's B.Y.O.T. Bring your own toilet..."