Plumbing Pun Appreciator Pillows

'When did you swallow the coin?'

'The downstairs toilet has been running again, See if the warden will let you work on it,,,'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Pirate eye test

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'What's that funny smell?'

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

My horse for a kingdom.

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"Me? I'm grateful for an indoor bathroom."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

I hate it when they start without us.

Hot Water from the bath.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Why don't you call a plumber?'