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Golfing utility belt.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Hot Water from the bath.

'Mom!!'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

"I'm recording this so next time I swear, you'll know where I got it from."

What do you mean "try jiggling the handle"?!

Dog Urinals.

'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'

Man using a plunger on his horn.

"Thank goodness you're here! My husband is trying to fix it himself!"

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'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'