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Soap Opera

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

Andrew Marr

"And this is where, to use a technical term, 'things went to shit.'"

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Just remember. . . work harder, work smarter and more importantly, you may have to work for less.'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"I don't have the specifics yet, but my protractor shows your portfolio is up 8 degrees."

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

"We must be rich... because we're getting richer."

Movies made for under eight million dollars.

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

Trial and Error Charts.