Plot Twist Analyst Mugs

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Subway Thrillers

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"God, I love this show!"

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Better than Chekhov"

Soap Opera

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Elevator choices: Up, Down, Different Narrative.

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

'I can't seem to find the 'surprise' ending.'

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

"I agree, Glenn. The first sentence needs to hook the reader."

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."

"It's the grisly story of the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a brilliant novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who..."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"Better than Chekhov"