Plot Twist Psychologist Pillows

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Swiss army knife

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Subway Thrillers

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"God, I love this show!"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Better than Chekhov"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Elevator choices: Up, Down, Different Narrative.

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

'I can't seem to find the 'surprise' ending.'

'I'm worried, Master has suddenly developed a morbid obsession: He asks me to play dead all the time now...'

"I agree, Glenn. The first sentence needs to hook the reader."

"It's the grisly story of the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a brilliant novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who..."

"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite