Plot Twist Lover T-Shirts

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Crime

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"I want to report a dénouement."

"Disgruntled ticket-taker Joshua Kalen is pushed to the edge..."

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Escaping Prison.

"We'd like to make your greeting card into a movie trilogy."

Buried Husband

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

"Almost free! I can smell the ocean...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

The princess and the key

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Better than Chekhov"

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'