Plot Seeker Pillows

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"Please, sir, do you have any spare plot ideas?"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Heaven

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

10 commandments

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Space: Property of No-One

"We need a plot twist."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"I liked the one that saluted."

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Mid-list Author Magazine

Galoots in cahoots

Ben Okri

'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'

'I hope there is nothing good on TV tonight because I have life.'

Dear Diary, I had a pitch meeting with Hollywood about turning my diaries into a movie, but they seemed to lose interest when I told them the title: "No News is Good News."

"I want to write what I know, but all In know is writing workshops."