Plot Creators Mugs

'I'm not supplying you with anymore ideas until you pay me what you owe me from your last novel.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Mensa Does Improv

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'Hang on a minute...'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Hollywood producer.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"Great money scenes!"

TV Situations vacant.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"That movie was very familiar...a cute little girl who hangs out with monsters from a secret world."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'