Plie Practitioner Gifts

Plie

Ice Cream Surgeon

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Little doctor.

Reasonableman

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

Junior Doctor.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

Playing Doctors.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"Race you to the spleen!"

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."