Plaything Crafter Mugs

Rocking horse

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Happy Easter

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Epic Battles

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He's an abstract artist."

Moustached gentleman

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

It's more than a mike!

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Honey Costume

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.