Plays Fetch Prints

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Super Dog'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Frizzbee statue.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Tired of fetching?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."