Plays Fetch Pillows

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

A man and his dog

'Super Dog'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Tired of fetching?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'