Fetch Champion Prints

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

"He's into binge fetching."

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Super Dog'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I'm working from home today."

"A little help, please."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

"Have you tried biting him?"

Boy and his dog

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'