Fetch Champion Mugs

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

"He's into binge fetching."

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A man and his dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"A little help, please."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Boy and his dog

"Have you tried biting him?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Frizzbee statue.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'