Playing Pinball Mugs

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Natural Disasters

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Camping-Pong

'I like you, you've got balls.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

A fairground attraction

"Anything for me?"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yoyos

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'